Monday 7 November 2011

Day 8, The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

Apologies for not posting over the weekend, but a combination of driving Aerospace girlfriend about, Uni work and sheer laziness had kept me busy all weekend.

The itching has grown worse, so much so that I considered rubbing my face on the pavement. God only knows what horrors are stored for those who grow full beards. Another true story, in about 2004 I shaved my ahem 'gentlemans area'. Yes that's right everything went, no trimming, no pubic topiary, nothing left... Wow, the freedom, I felt like I was in a Bodyform advert, and if there had been sand dunes around, I would've run through them with a kite. Ahh, I thought, this is what the freedom to run about while unfettered in the nether regions feels like!  But that freedom was short lived, approximately two days later I was in perpetual agony when my body took it's revenge for all the abuse I had given it over the years by giving me stubble. It wasn't until over a week later that I felt comfortable enough to sit down again without looking like I had hemorrhoids. I had put that episode behind me and never thought about it again until today. Every word, twitch, sip from a cup is uncomfortable but I will not back down to my ginger stubble, just hurry up and grow!

One last word, thanks for all the donations!!! Our team at Movember