I have said this before and I'll say it again, I have seen the worse that the internet has to offer. I have seen society at its lowest, from 'two girls, one cup' to pictures of things removed from peoples anuses in accident and emergency. Google 'sheep hose alien dwarf sex' and in all probability you will get what you're looking for, nothing surprises me online these days and I could regale you with tales of strange internet sites and videos all day long. But I can honestly say that I was shocked when I found out that Justin Bieber is a mere mortal. I'm not sure that other people realise that our yellow Sun does not give him powers beyond mortal men. He cannot run faster than a bullet. In fact he is far slower, physically and mentally, than my old car. Nor does he wield a pair of nun chucks or posses sight beyond sight. No, it seems his ability is to make hordes of girls scream. It's like nothing I have ever seen before, turning teenage girl after teenage girl into puddles of passion under the might of his hands and inoffensive voice. I'm not sure this news has filtered down into the mainstream media, who continue to plaster his gimpy face all over the papers.
I had the unpleasant experience of wearing a suit to Uni today, not entirely sure the look suited me, no pun intended. As I walked down the road I passed some cars and the reflection looking back at me was not too flattering. In fact I looked like an extra from Brookside or maybe a wimpy version of Charles Bronson. Considering I had just done a formal presentation for one of my projects this did not bode well.
In other news mo'bros and she'bros here is the long awaited picture of the my moustache.. If it looks ginger, that's because it is. I should also admit that I am a fully paid up member of the Ginger Panthers. Ginger is not a colour to hide from, it's fire and passion! Not sure how to style the 'tache yet. I have a handlebar thing going on at the moment which involves minimum maintenance. I may need to construct some form of facial trellis in which to train the growth. That's all for now, so in the words of Bill S. Preston Esquire, be excellent to each other!
